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Week Two
League of Ordinary Gentlemen fantasy football newsletter
Week 2 cleared the undefeated pile the hard way.
Two teams are still perfect. One of them is not Size Matters.
The LOG Week 2 card went 1-3. Not a great showing, but some of you don't have room to talk.
The games
Robottom treated the GOTW like a bye week with better catering. Clique brought last week's aura and left with a participation ribbon.
Prestige remembered how to score. From 92 to 171 is a full reboot. Jack is 0-2 and still waiting for the name to intimidate anyone.
Revenge served cold and decisive. Drake's October Very Own just got a September eviction notice.
Closest game (+15). Lock in fn got the W. Call it Points Matters this week.
AINTS left the pizza party. Sutt-Dog is 0-2.
Power rankings
After Week 2375 PF through two straight statements. The league is already negotiating with reality.
Beat the other early favorite and somehow still look boring in the best way.
Dropped one that should sting, still third in points. The warning label stays on the bottle.
Week 1 knife fight, Week 2 revenge win. The ghost margin finally paid rent.
From 92 to 171. Not a bounce. A reboot.
Off the pizza spot, still hunting a signature win.
Got GOTW'd into next week. The aura filed for unemployment.
1-1 with a loss that smelled like a schedule reminder.
Close-ish losses, loud name, quiet standings.
Lowest PF, highest group-chat lmao density. Currently hosting the pizza party.
1-3 on the LOG card. Arrows show movement against last week's rank.
Crime blotter
Size Matters
Points on the pine
TE. Started Dallas Goedert (1) with Dalton Schultz (26) on the bench. Twenty-five points left on the pine in a 15-point loss.
Sutt-Dog
Zero in the flex
Flex. Started Puka Nacua (0); Jaylen Waddle (22) sat.
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix
Slot is costing them
TE. Started Kyle Pitts Sr. (3); Jake Ferguson (20) sat. At 0-2, that slot is costing them.
Week 3
LOG picks · record 1-3Hosts the pizza party. Projected cushion. Take the fn's until proven otherwise.
Clique is reeling; AINTS get the bounce spot.
Another week for Size to prove Points Matters too.
Closest board on the slate. Undefeated host until someone proves otherwise.
Prestige's reboot meets a team that just tasted blood. Taking CeeDeez.
Game of the Week
Team Robottom vs Jackmerius Tacktheritrix