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Week One
League of Ordinary Gentlemen fantasy football newsletter
Week 1 is when everyone still believes their draft board was scripture.
Five of you got confirmation. The other five got film study and a slightly longer walk to the waiver wire.
The undefeated club is crowded; the 0-1 club already has interior decorating ideas.
The games
Robottom hung a near-200 and made Payola look like a preseason dress rehearsal.
Another 190+ night. Sutt-Dog brought a lineup; Size Matters brought a statement.
Closest game of the week (6.10). One flex twitch and this line has a different hero.
Biggest beatdown (76.60). Prestige brought the name. Forgot the points.
Ugly, narrow, still a W. Sometimes you don't win the week; you just lose less than the other guy.
Power rankings
After Week 1High score, aura intact, already making the rest of us negotiate with reality.
194 is not a typo; it's a warning label.
Survived a knife fight with CeeDeez; process looks boring in the best way.
Won big and still left 47 QB points on the pine (see blotter).
1-0 with a win that smelled like overtime anxiety.
Lost by a possession; the margin is a ghost, not a funeral.
Got trucked by Robottom; Week 2 is the palate cleanser.
Competitive until the flex became a haunted house.
Close loss, loud bench (Bucky says hi).
92 points. That's not a floor; that's a trapdoor.
Record, then week-over-week movement. Movement starts in Week 2.
Crime blotter
-Sutt-Dog -
Haunted house
Christian Watson (33) on the bench, Jaylen Waddle (1) in the flex. Haunted house.
Pimp Trick Gangsta Clique
Daamn Daniel
Caleb Williams (47) rode pine; Jayden Daniels (22) started. Won anyway. The spreadsheet still screamed "Daamn Daniel".
Team Robottom
Winning lucky counts
Jalen Coker (34) sat while DeVonta (8) started - and they still dropped 200. Winning lucky counts.
Week 2
Our picks · record 0-00-1 support group with standings implications. We're going with Jack Tack for the win
Revenge narrative vs "I already got mine." We're taking Drake and October's Very Own.
Size slated to run it up on the fn's in this early measuring contest. Bring a tape measure.
No pick
Somebody leaves the cellar; somebody redecorates it. Does it matter
1-0 heavyweights. Aura on the line. We're taking Robottom in this game of the week matchup
Game of the Week
Team Robottom vs Pimp Trick Gangsta Clique